Don’t Feed Your Teacher To A Dinosaur.

Don’t feed your teacher to a dinosaur.

They’re tender you see, and easily upset.

And teachers are mostly made of gristle,
And when they’re punctured they start to whistle,
And the noise is most upsetting
And it's very hard to get a vet in
To see a T. Rex with stomach upsets.

2000 © A F Harrold